在R中对数据帧的每一行执行plyr操作

I like the plyr syntax. Any time I have to use one of the *apply() commands I end up kicking the dog and going on a 3 day bender. So for the sake of my dog and my liver, what's concise syntax for doing a ddply operation on every row of a data frame?I like the plyr syntax. Any time I have to use