如何使用USB将消息从Android发送到Windows

I am a complete noob at Android, only at the level of basic (1 or 2 line) Activities activated by buttons, but I would like to create a really simple app that, when I tap the app icon, it fires and forgets a message to a listening server on my Windows 8 PC. The phone is connected as a simple media device, without Kies, via a USB cable.I am a complete noob at Android, only at the le